I ask for rich-guy stuff, and you give me shiny pebbles? Well, you asked the right guy. Though, personally, I hate whales. Then why’d you become I don’t know you well enough to get into that. $300, please. Noon tomorrow. If you’re late, you tread water in the scallop tank. Guppy, trout, mermaid or-? Amy, I also spent some of my tax rebate on a gift for you. It shows the time wherever we both are, and it’s powered by love. Also, you have to wind it. Oh! Somebody won big at Skee-Ball! I love it, Kif.
- I’m afraid we need Stupid air-needing lungs.
- To locate the guard and seduce him in.
- Four seconds?! Who goes there?
- Three, two, one. Silence.
- The emperor’s cousin and chief of his royal guard.
What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? If you don’t open that can now, your fear will own you, and nothing’s worse! Okay! Okay, I can do this. It’s time to take life by the cans. Come on, you can do it! Go on, you dummy! Oh, no! It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Doc, I can’t move my arms and legs! What’s wrong with me? This is the worst part of the job. Good news? Bender, your hydraulics are shot. You’ll never move again. You mean. ? Sorry, you’ll have to get a new one.
I’ll be back in a few days. Man, I hate those new 1 X robots. Yeah, right on, nut cake. Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won’t give me back my stabbing knife. But it’s no big. I know it won’t affect me. I love those magnificent 1 X Robots! The 1 X Robots are my friends. Wait. What happened to your enthusiasm for stabbing them? I’m past that. Later, blood. It’s like he’s not him anymore. You took away his robo-humanity! I changed my mind! But to what kind of a life? I’m too scared to get the upgrade.
I’m too busy developing makeup for dogs. That’s where the money is. This is our chance to teach Mom a lesson. Come on! Let’s take the anti-crystal and shove it up Mom’s regular crystal. Fight the power! There’s just one, small problem, and it’s a big one. I hid the crystal and I can’t remember where. Well, surely it’s just a matter of waiting till you next move your bowels and then using a potato masher. Don’t you think I already tried that? No. I’m afraid, the crystal is lost forever.